Marvel Video Resume
If you're a real Marvel-head like me, you're PISSED that the 2023 Writers Guild of America strike delayed the release of all of our favorite IPs. Get this video to Kevin Feige to ensure this never happens again. I'll do the job of his entire team of writers, and I'll do it for low pay AND awful working conditions. I'm also not afraid of AI, unlike those Hollywood crybabies . . . Send me $20,000, mr. Feige, and I give you permission to extract 200 ccs of my semen, to feed into a supercomputer, and breed an unlimited supply of little bio-mutant writing minions, all capable of writing screenplays in my signiture style.
0:37 The Gamora Titty Debacle
1:34 The Curious Case of the Parking Garage Vagrant
1:53 Trans Captain America
2:47 Rocket Racoon Stuck in Space
3:12 The Sounding Rod from Earth 6-16