Secret Video
[[NOTE: Ah, I see after 6 years, YouTube is still in beta mode. Stuck at 0% published, which means it will never show up in most people's subscription box. I'm not about to re-upload this, since it takes forever. I'm fine with this being an almost completely "secret" video forever. If you're reading this, congratulations on finding this super-secret video (SOMEHOW)! That makes you l33t! ..sigh... Oh, YouTube managers... you're adorable *pats head*.. Now run off and have your engineers add a smell-o-vision viewing mode or something of that nature]]
This is the story of what I've been doing the last couple years. The original monologue was about 9 hours. I edited it down to only the most boring 14 minutes. The other 8 hours and 46 minutes would have been too action-packed and exciting for you to watch without risk of head-explosion.
(Notice: It might seem that this video is too quiet. Don't worry, it's actually the rest of the internet that is too loud. All is well)