In Conversation with special guest Gilbert the opossum
This morning at around 5:00 AM, I was woken up by the rustlings of a possum that was in my bedroom for no discernible reason. This was not Gilbert and I's first meeting so I was already prepared with a humane trap for him to go into. Any reasonable adult would have promptly taken the cage outside to release the animal and then go back to sleep. I am not a reasonable adult. Instead, here's what I was up to while you were sleeping.