2 Minutes Til Rosh Spawns (2 Minutes to Midnight Dota 2 Parody) -Lyrics in Description-

Опубликовано: 01 Июль 2026
на канале: Jags Domain Crew
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We've gotten some Maiden requests over the years (Jesus Christ, years?) so here's one.

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LYRICS:

Kill for gold, build up my souls
More damage is the reason
The enemy Zeus is on the loose
Supports are all uneasy
Treant tries to use Nature's Guise
To sneak down through the trees and
Secure first blood, but I'm too good
Double tap with a perfect Raze

On a killing spree while my teammates feed
The anger, the yelling, the blame
Go gank mid again, we won't throw this game
Can we still take their throne anymore

Chorus:
Two minutes til Rosh spawns
The Aegis that resurrects Doom
Two minutes til Rosh spawns
Someone take the cheese I don't have room

Enigma shouts "my mana's out,
I cannot Black Hole Weaver"
Rexxar screams at our whole team
While Naix steals life with Feast, yeah
As we lose another tower
I can't help but think just maybe
We can still turn this around
If you guys stop playing like babies

On a killing spree but this weight's heavy
To carry on my back all alone
Gank the jungle again, get a kill on Chen
Can we still win this game anymore?

Two minutes til Rosh spawns
Don't let Ursa get it this time
Two minutes til Rosh spawns
Just counter ward his pit and we'll be fine

Clearing stacks, trying to come back
All these creep camps torn in two
And an Aghanim's Lion who won't stop tryin'
To cast his Finger right on you
As Naga presses R to make us all sleep to her song
To the tune of bad Brazilians who built a Dagon on Lycan

On a Godlike spree while my teammates leave
The anger, the quitting, the blame
Go gank mid again, please don't throw this game
Can we still get their throne anymore?

Two minutes til Rosh spawns
The Aegis that resurrects Doom
Two minutes til Roshan spawns
Someone take the cheese I don't have room


Roshan, Roshan, Roshan, is up again
Roshan, Roshan, Roshan, is up again

Roshan, is up again