i missed the solar eclipse

I think I SHRUNK!

my son locked me away

our VACATION was ruined

my TV is haunted

someone hypnotized me

i couldn't eat my muffin

i built a PRIME sprinker

who stole my YOUTUBE awards

my friends stood me up

No more PRIME for me

i got locked out

my son needs shade

my son hates the outdoors

my son hurt his leg

my son ran away from home

i taught my son how to DIY

i built my son a scooter

my son touches my stuff

i forgot my sleeping bag

i found the best walkie talkies

i built my own pool float

i bought a web launcher

i lost my wife in the ocean

i missed the solar eclipse