Lyrics (read if you dare):
Intro:
Step right up!
Verse 1:
Mama's got a tattoo
Drinking on the Valium
Passed out in the bathroom
Feeling no pain
Daddy's at the strip club
Loving that lap love
Burning those bills up
Making it rain
(Hey!)
Verse 2:
Sister's got the TV
On nothing but reality
Showing her how to be
A dirty little skank
Brother's got a new dress
Pretty as a princess
Working in the Lexus
Money in the bank
Refrain 1:
Step right up
Yeah, ya don't wanna miss it
Everybody's got their ticket
Chorus:
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Living on the front row
Welcome to the freakshow
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Jumping off the tightrope
Everybody's psycho
Sneak a peek, have a seat
Ready, sex, here we go
Welcome to the freakshow
(Whoa oh! Whoa oh! Whoa oh!)
(Welcome to the freakshow)
Verse 3:
Super sweet in real life
Super slutty housewives
Fighting for the spotlight
Feeling no shame
It's cool to be a trainwreck
Put it on the internet
Making sure they don't forget
My pretty little face
Refrain 2:
Look at me
I can be my own paparazzi
Ain't nobody gonna stop me!
Chorus:
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Everyone's a fame fiend
Itching for their 15
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Nobody can resist it
Everybody's twisted
Sneak a peek, have a seat
Ready, sex, here we go
Welcome to the freakshow
(Solo)
Chorus:
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Living on the front row
Welcome to the freakshow
Whoa oh! Whoa oh!
Jumping off the tightrope
Everybody's psycho
Sneak a peek, have a seat
Ready, sex, here we go
Welcome to the freakshow
(Whoa oh! Whoa oh! Whoa oh!)
Welcome to the freakshow
(Whoa oh! Whoa oh! Whoa oh!)
Welcome to the freakshow
(Whoa oh! Whoa oh! Whoa oh!)
Welcome to the freakshow