My Strange Addiction Tierlist Pt 2
Part two of the My Strange Addiction Tierlist
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Yea im still waiting for my silver play button so that’s why no face reveal vid yet. Anyway part 2 of the my strange addiction tierlist, we will just get right into it using the same tierlist, if you want to know what the tiers mean and or missed the first part heres a link to part 1. Basically we rank the addictions and point out if they are fake or not. First up we have final boss of all road traffic users, the man who is addicted to cycling. Tom cycles nearly every day of his life for about 8 hours so its basically like a second job to him. It says he has ridden about 1 million miles which is the circumference of the earth…. 40 times over, so yes he is definitely addicted to his bike. (the bike seat is no longer painful to me) yea okay maybe its more than just an addiction actually. Tom also cycles while working which i think is pretty good, its way better than just sitting down atleast. Oh yes the infamous black screens we are back, this one is just factual, kinda impressive though to be honest, he has spent more time on a bike than the average 30 year old has spent asleep and yeah just look at those indents on his head he is definitely not lying about the hours he is putting in on that bike (2:13). Tom goes to see a doctor about his cycling addiction and has his x ray taken and it turns out that he has cycled himself to the point where he is now suffering from a joint injury that is most common in elderly women. He has severe osteoarthritis that will eventually just take away his ability to walk. This could mean that it could get to a point where he cant walk anymore and is wheelchair bound, but somehow I just know that he will retain his ability to cycle. Imagine him pulling up to work on a bicycle and then it folds into a wheelchair and he just rolls into work. Final shot of the video and oh man do I love these producers, hey tom can you just stare blankly at your home bike setup and slowly shake your head, while we play some somber music over it, you don’t get this type of filmmaking anymore and it really is a shame. It turns out that tom is actually an incredibly skilled athlete when it comes to cycling, hes even in the comments section flexing on the haters. Yea that’s right youtuber commenter get dunked on by the cycling master. This guy may be one of the only cool cyclists around, he even has his own youtube channel that I suggest you go and subscribe to and the last reply I saw of his was around 2 years ago saying that hes still in good health and that still cycles albeit not as much as he used to. So in the end tom was right about the cycling and not needing hip surgery. So for these reasons I think ill be putting tom and his cycling addiction in the completely fine tier, because relative to others on this list extreme cycling just isnt that strange. Our next strange addcition is for all you potty mouths out there, the woman who is addicted to eating soaps and detergents. So Tempestt likes to just raw dog spoonfuls of laundry powder which I mean atleast she will always have nice smelling breath which is more than I can say for some of the people who I have had the displeasure of meeting and that’s because I live in England. Tempestt also likes to eat the suds from soap, and like the majority of real addictions on this tierlist its probably due to some psychological trauma that she endured in past.1:34 yea this kinda just reinforces what I just said, although I believe that Tempestt is faking it for the cameras atleast potentially unless she is eating some organic vegan laundry detergent but more on that later. The producers then get her to confess her addiction to her friends and their reaction is as about what youd expect(2:23)-(2:33) then we have another gem in the library of cinematic masterpieces in this scene right here. (3:05)-(3:23) The contrasting scenes of her crying and then her slow motion licking soap off her hands is just gold. (3:26) Scary black screen is back saying she eats 100 bars of soap a year. Which is around 2 a week, with the average bar of soap weighing about 100 ish grams she apparently eats 10kg of soap a year, now fortunately for tempestt most soaps are actually non toxic, the main ingredient in most soaps is sodium stearates that are non toxic to humans, when ingested they react with the acids in your stomach and form stearic acids which actually have a laxative effect which she doesn’t seem to mention in the video. If the 10kg a year of soap didn’t convince you that this addiction is fake the detergent eating will because detergents can cause some pretty serious burns to your mouth throat and oesophagus, which would make it near impossible to speak without pain. And after eating it for 6 months it would have easily caused enough damage to be noticeable.