Social Security - Commercial Use Only - Hi, Bye (dwindle)
Dating no later than 1999, this track is from an album composed entire from ubiquitous TV commercials. Sadly I was unable to find the main commercial this track referenced, but I remember it well. Furthermore only this one track survives in the ancient corner of my hard drive thanks to storage space woes back in the day, which is a shame because there were a few different remixes of this one. Probably loses a lot of amusement if you aren't familiar with the original commercial.