GLaDOS has come to make an announcement
I've come to make an announcement: Chell's a bitchass motherfucker.
She pissed on my fucking morality core. That’s right, she took her human fucking portal gun out and she pissed on my fucking core, and she said her portal gun was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Chell, you got a small portal gun, it’s the size of this potato except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my portal gun looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two aperture science edgeless safety cubes and a bong. She fucked my core so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BLACK MESA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!!!
You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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