A quick look at capacitors and Happy New Year
A small short spoof of me on TikTok pretending to know what I'm doing. In reality, my tiktoks are much ruder or cuter, depending on if they are jokes or guinea pigs.
Why am I so into these short videos? Maybe because I have the attention span of a goldfish and enjoy bright shiny things. Did you know that nobody has actually measured the attention span of goldfish but they are not the brightest fish out there. African cichlids are considered to be the most intelligent , active, diverse and colourful according to Alexa.
I don't have a google smart assistant or Siri but I bet if I did the three of them would argue constantly. Women Eh... who needs them?
Well, actually I do, simply because I need help in the most basic things. Earlier today I asked the wife if she would come upstairs and let me take of her panties. She said no even after me saying that they were cutting my nuts in half. Blooming sore that is.
Talking of nuts, the macadamia nut is extremely tough and hard to crack unless you use industrial hydraulic presses, about 400 tons per square inch should do it. We didn't get one of those nut selection bags this year because my wife has trouble chewing them and I have broken too many fillings on the shells
What is the purpose of holidays? In the UK it seems to be an excuse to get drunk and generally do one of two things... Make a complete idiot of yourself or fall asleep comatose in a gutter or ditch at the side of the road where the local youths take great pleasure in giving you a golden shower.
Why am I rambling on in the description? Well, Youtube gives you a 5000 character limit and just for fun I thought I would see just what on earth a huge long faffing description would actually look like... not that anyone bothers to read them. After all, do you really need to know that this was filmed under a rock in the darkest middle part of England where we are not midlanders but are. We dont have a Birminham accent here but we do have some local idioms. It has weird weather here too, some good, some bad but most days we get at least 3 types from sun to hurricane then snow.
I was thinking of adding a million links to stuff I have used in the production of this video, from the multiple horrendously expensive cammeras, the dedicated transfer gear and the souped up pc with many many Gigabytes of ram and hard drive space, the studio mics, the posh bits of wire connecting it all up and making it sort of sound ok and even the tips of my fingers that are used to write drivel like this but I'm not going to... so there... ner ner ne ner ner. and you smell.
If you have bothered to read this far, why not put a comment into the comments with the magic phrase 'George is an idiot' just to show that you are one of the few dedicated youtubers!