Sober Conversation With My Drunk Self
Have you ever been drunk? If you're under the age of 21 I'm gonna assume the answer is, "no." Most of us become different people when we drink, either for better or worse. What if we could talk to that person?...
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Drunk people are stupid...
Pro tip: If you're kind of a pussy, and you want to build up your confidence, go pick a fight with a really drunk guy. Not a "kind of drunk guy who's looking for a fight." I'm talking about a "guy about to fall over he's so drunk." Buy his girlfriend a drink or something. Better yet, if he's mackin' on some tasties at the club, get between him and the girl and start dancing with her. When he gets mad tell him the ladies not interested. He'll get pissed and throw the first punch. You'll duck because drunk people punch in slow motion. You'll feel like a ninja, and he'll honestly probably fall over on his own before you even have to do anything. Everyone will think you're awesome and the girl will invite you over to her place.
You're welcome.