Alabama 1028AW5 likes to text while driving. He thinks that just because he's at red light, it doesn't count. He thinks I'm a bitch for telling him to put his phone down when he doesn't notice the light has turned green.
Alabama 47FL221 likes to pull useless MGIF maneuvers and gets bird-flipping mad when the tables are turned. She also doesn't understand that school zones and red lights make everyone equal in the end.
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