Scumbag Brain Saves The Day
Today my brain saved me from a real disaster. If it wasn't for brain's scummy-ness, I might have had to give up my current lifestyle as a permanent retiree from everything work and responsibility related (as seen in my last video). I knew I could count on how crappy my brain gets under pressure in social situations, and sure enough, it pulled through when a job interview threatened to take my happiness away. Needless to say, I miserably failed the interview--imho.. if that's not the case, I really think someone in this world is out to get me--and can continue my peaceful, carefree, work-free life in my parents' home.
Note: You are not off the hook for your scummy-ness scumbag brain! I don't appreciate all the times when I really do need you to say something smart or impress people and you decide to blank on me and throw away the language files in the middle of the conversation--not cool.
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Music: "Wah Game Loop" Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)
*Special thanks to Kraken for starring in this video and making it worth while to watch because she is friggin adorable!