Bird thieves try to drive our heroes out of the Railhead warehouse so they can open all the boxes and steal the goods. They'll probably end up with a penny. Or even worse --- Mr. Blobby. Maybe if they all hold hands and bob them up and down while chanting like cultists, that'll change what's in the boxes. Makes sense, right?
UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN. THATS IT. JUTS LIEK THAT. IT FEELS GOOD DOESNNENT IT. YUOR SUCH A TALENTED APPRENTICE. DONT STOP UNTIL I TELL YUO TO. AFTER ALL I AM YUOR MISTRESS MORT. THATS IT. STOP. WELL DONE. NOW ONTO THE NEXT STEP. PUT TEH NIFE DOWN AND GETT TEH CAKE MIX AND BAKING POWDUR.
OR WOOD YUO LIEK ME TO SHOW YUO ONE I PRAEPARED EARLIER.