Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield - a song by Spalien Acecraft
Words by John Hinton, AKA Johnny Acecraft
Performed by Spalien Acecraft
Recorded at the Komedia, Brighton, as part of the Brighton Fringe production "John Hinton: Well Well Well...", produced by Ensonglopedia
Words:
In Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield we’ll dance,
if we ever get the chance.
It was a lovely day last summer
when I attended the Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield fair.
I was blown away by their Mummers’ play
and the lovely Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield air.
In Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield-on-Sea
is the place I want to be.
It’s got a lovely recreation ground
with a lovely cricket pavilion-cum-bar,
where you will often hear the haunting sound
of the Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield Symphony Orchestra.
In Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield with you
I will make my rendezvous.
Last Autumn Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield
was twinned with the French town of Interdictioncontrenjambementville;
we’ll go there too
if it please you so to do.
In Lifechestermesterfestershieldfield we’ll see
if you and I were meant to be.