My Maths Skills Are Terrible!
As a birthday present to one of my oldest friends, Casey, who was my maths/physics go-to guy throughout high school, I thought I would rewrite "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction...And I played it while wearing my primary school uniform (where I met Casey), complete with jumper around waist! Yes, it's about half a size too big for me :(
LYRICS
I'm insecure
Near 24
My old brains are not what they were before
Maths is so tough
Can't cover up
It's been six years since I did calculus
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but me
Casey you solve equations like nobody else
The way that you work it out gets me overwhelmed
And since I'm struggling now it ain't hard to tell
I don't know
Oh oh
I don't know the integral
You always figure what I can't see
Can understand why you're always laughing at me
Right now I'm singing to you with a desperate plea
I know
Oh oh
My maths skills are terrible
Oh oh oh
But your maths skills are magical
So c-come on
I got it wrong
Please listen to this Arts Student's song
I don't know why
I can't derive
I need you to show me what's right
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but me
Casey you solve equations like nobody else
The way that you work it out gets me overwhelmed
And since I'm struggling now it ain't hard to tell
You don't know
Oh oh
My maths skills are terrible
You always figure what I can't see
Can understand why you're always laughing at me
Right now I'm singing to you with a desperate plea
I know
Oh oh
My maths skills are terrible
Oh oh oh
But your maths skills are magical