Toenail Fairy - Armpit Underground
Yet another song from @TheNeverEndingArmpit 's dreamy music act Armpit Underground. We hope you enjoy!
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Lyrics:
Under your pillow, she'll leave a penny
She might leave two, she might leave many
Judging your clippings, she won't take just any
They shouldn't be brittle, they must be bendy
Hey, hey!
It's the Toenail Fairy!
Go cut your toenails today
Hey, hey!
It's the Toenail Fairy!
She's coming to take them away
The Toenail Fairy, she has a lusting
For chunky clippings with a fungal crusting
Her plastic bag wings, you will hear them rustling
As she flies through your window on the search for clippings
Hey, hey!
It's the Toenail Fairy!
And the Tooth Fairy's not her friend
Hey, hey!
It's the Toenail Fairy!
But she'll get there in the end
And she's coming tonight
So close your eyes
Sleep tight
Good night
Good night...
Written and produced by Florian Lambrecht and Georgia Savage