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Ever get annoyed with your neighbors? Well, at least you haven’t been stuck with them for millions of years (or however old mountains are). Gaisberg and Untersberg — two mountains connected by Salzburg, divided by attitude.
Another song by Armpit Underground.
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Lyrics:
I’m just the sort of mountain you’d describe as nice, Gaisberg.
Might look better if you’re squinting your eyes, Gaisberg.
I’m just like one of the guys, Gaisberg.
Might not have snow, but I’m bound to have ice, Gaisberg.
Pointing my antenna up into the skies, Gaisberg.
You can ride a bus up me for a reasonable price, Gaisberg.
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The most forgettable mountain that was ever found, Gaisberg.
Was in the Sound of Music but was edited out, Gaisberg.
Takes less than an hour to walk all the way round, Gaisberg.
With a blink of an eye, you’re back in town, Gaisberg.
She’s basically a hill with an extra mound, Gaisberg.
You’ll never see a mountain more close to the ground, Gaisberg.
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Climb her once, you won’t climb her twice, Gaisberg.
Accessible for children and the old and wise, Gaisberg.
She’s never made the news, you will get no surprises, Gaisberg.
People with vertigo climb with smiles, Gaisberg.
Paraglyders orbiting her head like flies, Gaisberg.
At least there’s no cable car stuck in my eye , Gaisberg.
Credits:
All pictures taken from Adobe Stock except for "Gaisberg picture" which is from Stadt Salzburg.
Written and performed by Georgia Savage and Florian Lambrecht