"Silk Harvest Procedural," with Dr. Randy Tickler
Here, Dr. Randy shares with you a beautiful, 30-second spider-milking lesson, bashfully revealing the primordial first steps of his secret "Spider-Hypnotism & Ultimate Romantic Domination" dance routine, all whilst flitting about in his super-hidden laboratory (a laboratory designed to slightly resemble a gas station so as to inject confusion into those who might stumble through unawares).