J-R3MI - "Flunk"
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Sometimes you gotta just say, "Flunk it," and do what your heart desires.
Written by Jeremy Barnes. Produced by Syndrome. Caricature art by Carlevato.
Track 10 from “The College Chronicles.” Listen to the full album here: • J-R3MI - "The College Chronicles" (Deluxe)...
LYRICS:
(Flunk Day, yeah, it’s Flunk Day!)
[Woo! Flunk Day!]
“Yo Jeremy, it’s Flunk Day. Wake the fuck up, man.”
Verse 1:
(Ugh) What the FUCK, man,
I’m tryna sleep. (I’m tryna sleep!)
And honestly, it’s fine with me (Leave me alone)
If you go ahead. Just let me be. (Let me be)
I’ll catch up with you in a minute.
When I do the damn relay, I’ll win it.
(Winnin’ at everything; everything, I’m winnin’ at)
That’s the sound of me sleepin’.
Please just let me just sleep in.
I am deep in my thoughts.
I’m dreamin’ ‘bout what I lost.
Oh wait, I didn’t lose shit.
‘Cause I am winnin’ at all and everything that I did.
(Oh yeah, oh yeahhh)
I’m awake now.
Wait, how the fuck did I miss the
Break down of events?
I’m a pirate with a bandana on my face.
Hook:
Flunk, outta bounds.
Big titties out.
Get litty now,
Sip fifty ounce.
Rich city town.
Bitch, quit it out.
Get in the house.
Throw in the towel.
Verse 2:
All these bitches drunk all around me.
They rowdy.
I think I’m on my own; my roommate’s nowhere to be found. He’s
Gettin’ high up in the sky
With these stoners right
Where I cannot find.
He’s outta sight.
I guess I’ll just go down zip line.
Or slip-n-slide and bust my shit. (Oh, shit!)
But I’ll be fine. (Why?)
‘Cause I’m a tough kid, but I’m not to be fucked with.
So you won’t wanna upset me up on some dumb shit.
Best believe we’re flunkin’.
Bridge:
‘Cause we didn’t study, but I’m here with my buddies. (Chillin’)
Oh shit, why are we muddy? Did it get really ugly?
I think that shit got bloody.
I think we got in a tussle with Russell and all his uncles.
(Damn. That makes sense.)
Hook:
Flunk, outta bounds.
Big titties out.
Get litty now,
Sip fifty ounce.
Rich city town.
Bitch, quit it out.
Get in the house.
Throw in the towel. (You’re drunk)
Outro:
So Flunk Day is a day on campus in our Spring term when all classes are cancelled, and it’s basically just like a field day.
And, you know, it’s always themed, usually based off of movies.
My first one, my freshman year, was called “Pirates of the Flunk,” like Pirates of the Caribbean, and that shit was fun as hell!
They gave us like these bandanas and shit.
Uh, my second year, it was “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory;” they gave out chocolates and stuff like that.
The third year, I don’t even remember it ‘cause it got rained on that year, which is kinda fitting ‘cause it was called “Flunkin’ Under the Sea,” but I didn’t really do much.
And then my senior year, unfortunately, it was COVID, so they had to do this virtual thing for the week, but I still made the most of it, and it was pretty fun.
But, that’s Flunk Day.
I hope you guys all enjoyed! (Ha)