Sodankäynnin mestari
What if Eevert Horn was looking at you and said: "You, you are my go-to guy. You're my guy I go to when I need a problem solved." What if Eevert Horn was saying that to you? Can you imagine that for a second? What if Eevert Kaarlenpoika Horn Kankaisista said that: "You're such a physical beast, dude, you're such a physical, nasty beast, dude. You're such a nasty physical beast right now, bro, that I'm basically gonna make you in charge of a platoon of Hakkapeliitta, okay? You're basically so hunked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend."