Pigeon enters car through window and decides to hitch a lift!
And at no. 326 in the occasional series entitled "Things that can only happen to Ian Garfield", we have this little gem.
Ever been hit in the face by a pigeon....while you've been driving?!
The thing came through the window - I saw it and thought "nah, he'll swoop up". Course not, straight in the open window, round the back of the car, round my right shoulder and straight under me feet. I had to stop the car with the handbrake. Opened the door, the flying rat had the audacity to look at me, give me a "u wot m8" look, raise a wing and hop out like I was an uber. The bloke behind me had the cheek to beep me too! "Same to you, fella"
The inside of my car looks like I've had a pillow fight.