ROCKET AND JEFF COOK RAMEN AND RAP
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm yes I love when Rocket Jimmer and Jeff from the hit series Meme Wars cook top ramen and rap in a new YouTube comedy video. It's kinda like when Pink Guy cooked ramen and rapped in that one video. What was that video called again...oh yeah! It was called PINK GUY COOKS RAMEN AND RAPS! I can't believe I remembered the name of the funny video where Pink Guy (from the channel TVFilthyFrank) cooks ramen while rapping! To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Filthy Frank Show, where Filthy Frank and his filthy friends get into WACKY scenarios. These friends consist of Pink Guy, Salamander Man, Safari Man, Dade, Santa's Evil Brother, Negi Generation 3000, and Wheelz. Chin Chin is such a MEAN villain. You know what? I bet he likes penis. Yeah, he totally does, and good for him. Pride month is all about celebrating our sexual differences (it's pride month btw). He and Fake Frank should get into a relationship so they can be mean and gay together. That would make the show starring Francis of the Filth even better! Unfortunately, that won't happen, because George Miller doesn't make Filthy Frank videos anymore. He's Joji now, which is epic.
Anyway, this is an EPIC and COOL cover of Ramen King by Pink Guy. It even has new lyrics and funny gags! Le awesome sauce! It's like 2013 all over again with this ramen beat! You wanna know something even MORE epic? Another creator helped me write these lyrics! His name is KorinTariko on Twitch! He's an epic gamer. Go follow him, but only after watching this video and giving it a like and subscribing and putting a comment below about how much you hate my shitty rapping!!!
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How to cook ramen with egg.
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お早うございます。
今日はラーメンを作ります。
楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b*tch
Now that's a real education, f*ck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these p*ssy a** canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this sh*t'll get you higher, hah
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' 'bout ramen
This sh*t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "hi" to my homeboy, top ramen
Heh, and that’s not all
You can find me in the ramen isle in the strip mall
I’ll be cookin’ up some noodles in my dollar store crockpot
And if you think that’s cheap, then you can take a hot shot
B*tches slurping up my noodle like their man’s military
After your sh*t, it’s no wonder they got dysentery
Keep cryin’ and actin’ all offended
Just know your winin’ wont make you not bent-in
Broken up and crumbling over hot air like a ramen packet
While I cook you so hard that you have to wear a straitjacket
‘Cause you can’t control yourself after all these bars and sh*t
Hit too close to home for your girl and turn her into a fa- ~Homosexual~
But the song’s over, go home, cry yourself to sleep
I’ll be here showing bitches why they call me Ramen King.
(Censores are for the algorythm)
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0:00 - Warning
0:20 - Jeff's Bad Rap
0:59 - Ramen King Cover
2:06 - WHAT NEW LYRICS HUH!?!??!!?!?
2:43 - Rocket Snorts Ramen While his Friends Make Fun of Him
3:37 - Outro and Shoutout to KorinTariko (Weeb)
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