Why Are You Redditors So TERRIBLE?
People of Reddit, why don't you take showers? Oh, nevermind. I know why. It's because showering gets in the way of being wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 at Reddit.com to get all your upvotes! Or, would you prefer to call them "updoots?" either way, it's not like taking a shower would do you much good, anyway! You're such a big boy that you couldn't possibly clean in-between all your beautiful folds! The doctors may say you're "morbidly obese" and "going to die at 46," but they're just ablist and fatpobic! You're actually just a heckin' chonker! You're just like your cat, who went to live on a farm at only five years old. You must be so proud of him for achieving so much at such a young age!
Anyway, let's get to eating up that scrumtious Reddit text to speech slop! Oh boy, I can't wait to hear those Reddit stories 2023. We'll hear only the best reddit posts, the top posts of all time, because that's what such a wholesome redditor like you deserves! Maybe we'll visit r/askreddit and hear a bunch of funny Reddit stories from fellow chonkers in this Reddit compilation! YAY! We might even visit other subreddits, too...
...I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! I swear, if one more of those TERRIBLE text to speech Reddit story videos pops up on my feed, I'm going to lose it. It doesn't matter if it's from Updoot Reddit, Updoot Everything, Reddit on Tap, or ToadFilms. If I see even an inkling more of Reddit cringe, there will be HELL to pay!
#Reddit #Updoot #AskReddit
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Anyway, all that aside, welcome back! I know, it's been quite a while since the last upload, which is why this comback video is as long and dense as it is. I have another video (a skit) almost completely edited that I'll upload in a week's time, and I have plans for after that as well!
I'm not sure if Meme Wars 6 is a realistic expectation to have for this summer yet, as I'm still struggling with making the script as good as possible, getting all the gear needed to make it happen, scheduling for filming, and keeping my ambition in check. I suppose we'll see.
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0:00 - Warning
0:16 - Introduction
2:06 - Origin/Definition
3:27 - Symptoms and Behavior
7:07 - Contagions
11:53 - Psychology
17:29 - Conspiracy
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Wtf is this Reddit API thing people are talking about?