23 Hilarious Examples of Redneck Rigging
From a poorly locked vehicle, to a car and motorcycle duo that's quite bizarre, here are 23 Hilarious Examples of Redneck Rigging.
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#10 - Locking Up
Clearly, this is an awful rigging job, and frankly, if I were going around stealing cars, I would totally pass by something that looked like this. I mean, how much is it really worth if the door locks won’t work, and now the Redneck has put two huge, gaudy holes in the sides of these doors. Now, I would be even be less likely to try to steal this piece of junk.
#9 - Making Do
This Redneck wife told her husband that she couldn’t leave for work in the morning because she couldn’t see out the windows. Not wanting her to stay home with him and disrupt his day alone, he decided to rig this window defroster so she could head on off to work.
#8 - The Redneck Bass Boat
Usually, Redneck’s are the proud owners of real, seafaring boats, but not in this case. This is the case of the Redneck from Alabama who rigged himself up a bass fishing boat, or chair, rather. I would hate to see someone sit on that thing and actually catch a fish on the line; the entire vessel would flip over at the slightest tug of the fishing pole.
#7 - The Redneck Swimming Pool
I promise you, one of these Rednecks started putting a “swimming pool” in the back of their vehicles, and the rest were quick to follow suit. In this photo, you can see these three Rednecks enjoying the summer’s sun while lounging about in their makeshift pool.
#6 - Rigging The Redneck Way
If a Redneck is determined to get the newest, latest, or greatest product, they’ll most likely make some version of it themselves to save them money. This picture shows a perfect example of when a Redneck wants a new flat screen tv. They didn’t want to pay the extra couple hundred dollars for a real one, so, they improvised.
#5 - Cutting Corners
When Rednecks invented their crazy inventions, they sometimes accomplish their work by cutting corners. This picture shows a prime example of that. Why bother using separate skewers when you could load that whole rack up and put it all into the fire at once. However, if they are using that method, why are they grilling a hot dog on a stick, just wait and line the whole rack up with weenies. Like the Rednecks are doing in this picture.
#4 - Using Spare Parts
One thing that Rednecks are really good at is using the most random spare parts that I didn’t even know existed in ways I never would have dreamed of. That sounds better than what normally happens but just look at this picture. This Redneck made sure that he could still use his brake lights, even if the method was a little more than unconventional.
#3 - If It’s Broke, Just Rig It
That’s the famous Redneck moto! If it’s broke, don’t fix it, just rig it. The Redneck that came up with this crazy oven rig clearly has this philosophy. A hot iron made for clothing should never, ever be used to cook food, especially meat, and especially while rigged up to what looks like a gas stove. This is a hazard waiting to happen.
#2 - I Bought A New Hot Tub
When you tell your friends that you just bought a new hot tub and that they should come over and try it out, seeing this would disappoint them. Just because you have fire in a barrel next to an oversized kiddie pool with some tubes attached to both, doesn’t mean that you’ll get the same result that you would if you actually bought the real thing. But, I guess that’s why this is about Rednecks rigging stuff up.
#1 - Don’t Bother Being Legal
Rednecks obviously don’t care about the law, because this setup is definitely not street legal. I wonder how in the world this conversation went when this guy was picking up the bike. Probably something along the lines of “Ahh don’t bother; I have here some darn rope we could use, just tie it up tight right here, that’ll do it.” I wonder if they made it all the way home without losing the motorcycle or getting pulled over by a cop.