In the historically dark medieval period of 1958, a simple Pyromancer is sent to do the king's bidding. Will he succeed and receive riches beyond his wildest dreams (or a crappy pocket watch), or will he set fire to everything he touches, as usual?
I found a way to do lens flares in SFM. Yippee yee ki-yay kyiiiii yo
(Bonus round: spot the drunk, cape-wearing peasant in the bar)
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