Obesity Maxxing
Obesity Maxxing Transcript: Ok you guys aren’t going to believe this, remember what I said in my incelephant elephant video about lord well if you have seen the news recently he died last week and I shit you not just a few days ago I got a girlfriend how unbelievable is that? Well so unbelievable that it didn’t actually happen…. But it would have been pretty cool If it did no? Even still I have mixed feelings about the news as anything bad that happens in my life will now be my fault instead of his but anyway back to the actual video.
Hey, you look like you have put on a couple pounds but don’t worry post so did a lot of people, well not actually not really if you are serious about it anyway. And no im not being body positive that’s for people in denial, I mean you literally have not increased your mass to a size that obesity maxxers like myself could respect. I only respect people who cause uneven wear to vehicle tires when they get in cars or are so large that planning needs to be made around them whilst in sea-based vehicles. Im talking about people who are obesity maxxing, what is obesity maxxing you might ask well, you’ve come to the right person. In today’s video I’m going to show you techniques and lifestyles that can bring you to this glorious size and also be going through the benefits of this lifestyle as well as why someone would want to do this to themselves. Firstly, why would you want to be obese max? Well, many health benefits are associated with being grossly obese that big health won’t tell you about, Did you know that clogged arteries are just a myth created by hospitals so that they can charge you for surgery to “remove” them, do you seriously believe that a treatment called angioplasty exists? Or that they insert a tiny balloon into your arteries to widen them, firstly how would they even blow up the balloon once they got it into your vessels , explain that one liberals, unless they had really small lips im not buying it. Secondly after they insert that so called balloon, they then insert a fishnet tubing into the area that they supposedly removed the fat blockage. I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any fish in my bloodstream so why would they be inserting fishnet tubing? The worst part is that during this so called operation they have you under anaesthesia so even if you wanted to watch them do it you cant, so we are just supposed to take their word for it and then they charge you 6 figures in medical debt yea that doesn’t seem like a scam to me for sure. Once you get passed the fact that being obese isn’t bad for your health you can see the health benefits it provides like having a larger volume to surface area ratio meaning you can get more stuff inside you whilst taking up less space. And as you become more circle like you will become more spherical allowing you to be rolled down hills and transported with minimal effort. It also creates a layer of insulation that allows you to be basically comfortable in any environment and save money on your heating bills, energy companies be damned.So how can you gain as much mass as possible as quick as possible? Well two factors need to be accounted for when trying to increase fat mass and that is calories burned and calories digested not necessarily eaten. So whilst you can drink gallons of oil if you end up throwing it up or it goes through you without digestion then you have just wasted your time, so you want to eat a blend of refined sugar with oil in order to maximise your calorie intake whilst also allowing for the food to be digested in order to access those very valuable calories. To decrease your calorie burning you must submit to a sedentary lifestyle, you must reduce all activity to just the base processes necessary to keep you alive. So next time I tell a corny joke don’t even think about rolling you eyes if you are serious about this obese maxxing lifestyle. Take for example an obesity maxxing hall of famer John Brower Minnoch who at one point weighed around 650kg and despite this huge size claimed he lived a normal life. He had a body fat percentage of around 80% which if you think about it pretty insane. Unfortunately due to medical health propaganda at the time he was coerced into a weight loss diet that led to him losing around.