Jerma CAN'T Figure Out Mordhau & Has a Meltdown - Jerma Plays Mordhau Part 1 (Long Edit)
Second Part: • Jerma Becomes WORLD'S WORST Medieval Warri...
Jerma dives headfirst into the chaotic world of Mordhau, convinced he's a medieval fighting prodigy, but the tutorial quickly proves him wrong (0:02:00). His "boomer technique" of button mashing (0:17:30) leads to hilarious and disastrous results as he clumsily battles it out in a medieval battle royale, dying to the zone and even the training dummy. He tries to master the complex combat, declaring himself the "meat tenderizer guy" (0:12:51), but team-kills and random deaths plague his journey. From hilariously misunderstanding basic game mechanics (0:00:28) to his overly dramatic reactions to the game, Jerma's over-the-top experience is a wild ride, leading him to finally conclude that maybe he just needs a "shield butler" (02:12:50). He then spends the rest of the stream swinging swords with no direction in a chaotic, fun, mess of a server. Despite server issues and a lack of progression, Jerma's enjoyment is undeniable, even if that means many, many deaths, as he gets sniped and team killed over and over again.
Originally Streamed April 30, 2019
Jerma985 Long Edit: (6.2 Hours to 2.3 Hours)
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Streamer VS Medieval Battle Royale
Jerma's Mordhau Teamkilling Spree (They're "Idiots")
Jerma Discovers the "Boomer Technique" in Mordhau
Jerma's Epic Mordhau Fails
Timestamps
0:00 - Introduction, Etalyx Later
Basic game mechanics misunderstanding leads to dramatic confrontation
3:36 - Training Dummy Violence
Disconnect between game physics & attack animations
7:48 - For Honor Comparison
Backhanded compliment to competing medieval combat game
12:46 - Catapulting
Learning how to use the catapult
17:30 - Boomer Gaming
Button mashing labeled as old-school gaming technique
20:30 - Battle Royale Expert
Mock expertise about common game mechanics
28:48 - Friendly Fire Chaos
Accidental teammate damage during combat rush
33:58 - Pan vs Sword
Death by cookware-wielding opponent
41:53 - Kill Count Challenge
Self-imposed stream deletion threat over performance
48:07 - Archer Karma
Death by same method used on others
55:35 - Battlefield Distraction
Focus on dancing player leads to death
1:02:00 - Email Break
Reading JetBlue correspondence mid-game
1:06:01 - Rock Throwing Mishap
Death while attempting projectile attack
1:08:16 - Double Kill Tutorial
Sarcastic explanation of basic gaming term
1:11:14 - Wingman vs Drumstick
Misheard viewer comment causes confusion
1:12:44 - Team Kill Declaration
Self-aware statement about friendly fire tendencies
1:14:37 - Stamina Realization
Rock throwing depletes kick ability
1:15:58 - Spawn Strategy
Plan for spawn point exploitation
1:18:03 - Battlefield Chaos
"Easy" comment during overwhelming combat
1:20:20 - Climbing Surprise
Unexpected opponent scaling structure
1:21:21 - Medieval Family Theory
Connection between medieval combat & family relations
1:22:34 - Population History
Inaccurate historical population growth explanation
1:25:22 - Player Confusion
Incomprehensible opponent behavior observation
1:29:37 - Chat Commentary
Response to absurd viewer messages
1:30:01 - Bad Luck Gaming
Claims of targeted misfortune in combat
1:33:42 - One-Hit Death
Straight-line attack causes instant defeat
1:38:17 - Crowd Combat
Overwhelmed reaction to multiple opponents
1:41:18 - Wingman Confusion Returns
Repeated misunderstanding of viewer comment
1:44:10 - Kill Count Superstition
Avoidance of specific kill number
1:48:08 - Protector Role
Commander-style directions to teammates
1:51:35 - Picnic or Combat
Question about excessive blocking
1:57:57 - Water Break
Stream pause for hydration needs
2:00:02 - Audition Results
Acting opportunity disappointment & confidence discussion
2:04:42 - Tutorial Dilemma
Private vs streamed gameplay approach for tutorials
2:09:40 - Star Wars Costume
Accidental commitment to Darth Vader cosplay
2:12:05 - Comcast Messages
Mock stalker messages during stream
2:15:30 - VR Recovery
Physical effects after virtual reality session
2:17:55 - Hawking & Aliens
Scientific authority & extraterrestrial discussion
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