Jerma Plays Dynasty Warriors: Origins (Long Edit)
Jerma stumbles into a new Dynasty Warriors game (this isn't Elden Ring), claiming he accidentally hit the stream button at the start [00:00:00], kicking off a chaotic 4-hour adventure. He debates the merits of 20-minute unskippable ads [00:05:00], compares enemies to Power Ranger Putties [00:10:17], and has a serious fruit face-off between nectarines and peaches [00:23:08]. Watch as he grapples with confusing controls, questions cutscene realism [00:17:11], and faces a moment of gaming infamy when he's called out for lying about Ant-Man [01:45:53]. This stream culminates in a mass battle, where he almost loses, but somehow pulls off a victory! Jerma gets into an existential crisis regarding how much memory his brain has [01:52:11], and eventually, he wraps up the stream with low-energy chill vibes [02:17:18] as only he can.
Originally Streamed January 18, 2025
Jerma985 Long Edit: (5.1 Hours to 2.2 Hours)
Jerma985 Clips / Jerma Funny Moments / Jerma Highlights
Jerma Accidentally Starts a Dynasty Warriors: Origins Stream
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Jerma Discovers He's Been Lying About Ant-Man
Jerma's Brain is Overwritten - Dynasty Warriors
Jerma's Spintacular Strategy - Dynasty Warriors
Timestamps
00:00:00 - Fake Stream Start
Stream begins with pretend technical difficulties & confusion
00:05:00 - 20-Minute Ad Discussion
Questions purpose of long unskippable ads in content
00:10:17 - Power Rangers Comparison
Connection between Dynasty Warriors enemies & Power Ranger Putties
00:17:11 - Cutscene Realism
Need for basic human actions in game cutscenes
00:23:08 - Fruit Face-Off
Merits of peaches vs nectarines in detail
00:32:09 - Map Overview
Armies on overworld map resemble battling bacteria
00:44:41 - Dog Costume Promise
Reference to forgotten stream commitment for dog outfit
00:50:09 - Mobile Game Spending
$75+ spent on Family Guy mobile game coin packs
00:55:38 - NPC Awareness
Random facts about NPCs living in game houses
00:59:14 - Sunburn Stream Concept
Future stream plan involving sunburn & desk smashing
00:59:34 - Prosthetic Stream Idea
Concept for subtle chin prosthetic stream
01:00:04 - Brain Dead Dad
Abrupt shift from game commentary to dark nonsense
01:03:35 - Death's Christmas List
Commentary on NPC's dark humor about graves
01:08:29 - Item Placement
Critique of game's item positioning system
01:14:48 - Character Dialogue
Mock of artificial NPC conversation patterns
01:19:34 - European Scales
Incorrect facts about EU vs US measurement systems
01:24:51 - Ad Intrusiveness
Efforts to minimize stream advertisement impact
01:28:10 - Crime Investigation
Confused instructions about game's kidnapping plot
01:31:39 - Diner Maze Difficulty
Comparison of puzzle to restaurant placemat mazes
01:39:52 - Seed Collection
Underwhelming progress from gathering seeds
01:40:51 - Balance Puzzle
Attempt to solve weight-based game puzzle
01:44:34 - Fancy Food Names
Mockery of pretentious menu descriptions
01:50:50 - Ghost Dialogue
Made-up conversation between NPC & ghost
01:55:59 - Spelling Rules
Confusion about 'i before e' rule during puzzle
01:57:40 - Tiredness Check
Commentary on exhausted voice & late hours
02:01:26 - Elden Ring Plot
Basic summary of complex RPG story
02:04:30 - Ghost Sighting
False alarm with simple enemy encounter
02:07:18 - Base Clearing Strategy
Serious approach to retry failed mission
02:09:12 - Anticlimactic Move
Build-up leads to basic game action
02:11:27 - Failed Callouts
Attempt at team coordination falls flat
02:12:08 - Boss Survival
Surprise at enemy's unexpected resilience
02:13:00 - Perk Unlock
Excitement over character progression tree
02:14:41 - Nature Press
Random thoughts mixing game & chat responses
02:15:59 - Vague Commentary
Unclear explanation of on-screen events
02:17:18 - Low Energy Voice
Comments on stream's subdued tone
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