Dictator Wholesome Moments
Okay so we are going to be talking about everyones favourite dictators today and if you can read the title it does say dictator wholesome moments so don’t come crying into the comments section about how these guys were really evil, we are not here to talk about that we are only here to talk about the good that they did if any. Before we get into it I have to put on my dictator garbs, nice now that I look the part lets get into it. Okay starting with Fidel Castro, did you know that he really liked dairy cows? ok no im kidding every other stick animation channel has probably made like 5 videos about 10 ways Fidel Castro survived CIA assassinations or another clone of Sam o Nella’s original Fidel video. Today we will be talking about his euro step, he balled so hard he almost made his fellow communists rethink their allegiance to the revolution. That’s some real son, he apparently used to pull this move all the time and Che Guevara used to seethe so hard about it that he wrote about it in his diary entries. Here’s on excerpt of his ceaseless coping about the absolute baller Castro. “In his frequent basketball matches, Fidel has started using a new move he simply calls ‘The Step.’ It is undeniably effective, yet is its goodness equally undeniable? As revolutionaries we must not merely pay attention to ends, but to means. I worry that this flash and pomp is not befitting of the revolutionary leader. It serves to separate him too much from those caught in the chains of a maudlin life, marred by oppression and economic strife. Yes, it leads to a basket, but at what cost to the communal spirit?” president of yappersville himself, but what did you expect when you realise this is what he looks like, negative canthal tilt non symmetrical face and also I’m willing to be he’s got a Norwood hidden under that cap his is probably pushed waaay back, I know this is a really bad photo of him and he looks relatively normal in other photos but we are just going to pretend he looks like this for the sake of my cooking. I actually managed to find video of this legendary euro step from Castro and you can see that he kind of does it, personally I wouldn’t have called that a foul and he shouldn’t have got the free throw but you probably don’t get to argue with the dairy king himself. Also he double dribbled but that’s also neither here no there but the fact that he was a baller is definitely a wholesome moment in my book. Next we have Bashar al Assad which im guessing a lot of people don’t actually know but he had some serious motion, You’ve heard of Warfare, Lawfare but probably not , he had lining up to email him flirty messages and he would just delete them and email his wife instead. Over 3000 emails of his were leaked and it was found that he had replied to none of these with some even sending risqué images and texts along the lines of “so cute, I miss youuuuuuu” that’s a lot of Us you trifling . Comparing the contents of emails and emails they are night and day, in one of emails she says she is going to sacrifice a chicken to an ancient which is actually true look it up and the most out there thing in emails were that he had women tripping over themselves to see him which he ignored. There was even the daughter of the Syrian ambassador to the UN who emailed him “I am coming today. I will arrive there tomorrow. and i wanna see after tomorrow. I CANT wait. no excuses :D… miss uuu please please please.” But instead of replying to these wenches he was busy instead sketching large pink and red love hearts that he emailed to his wife. His wife would then write him poems and heres just one of them “Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles.” And most of you cant even get a text back how does that make you feel huh?. He also sent her country music videos such as the Blake Shelton song “God Gave me You” ok this man had game back in 2012, im taking notes as im writing this script for the video. He also apparently used a third party to bypass US sanctions and bought the iPad game Real Racing 2 as well as Chris brown music proving once again that gamers are indeed an oppressed group. His wife was