Calc Class (Thrift Shop Parody)
Lyrics and performances by Furquan Khaja, Jed Doman, Sashi Bodavula, and Will Jackson
Photography and editing by John Ligtenberg
Based on the song by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
(Yes, there are some mistakes, but it was a rush job)
LYRICS:
Hey Wajima! Can we do some math?
What what what what (many times)
I'm gonna do some calc,
Slope is 0 when the point is critical
This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c
When you solve for integrals
Walk up into class, like what up I got the front spot
Nah, I'm just pumped bout this calculator that I bought
Pens in my pocket, looking so dang shiny
All the smart ladies be like: Come sit by me
Rollin' in, hella fast, we ain't tryin' to be the last
Don't play around, this ain't the park man, Halifax
Faced with a particle, askin' to find the t
Prolly shoulda studied this, when's acceleration three?
Pssssssshhhhhhhhhh
Use the velocity (easy)
Derivin' it, findin' it, bouta go and spit some rhyme in it
Passin' up on these books that someone else's been writin' in
Thriving, deriving
Spinning graphs around the y line squeezing my sections finding the respect
Imma do my homework now, imma do my homework now, nah for real,
Its lunch time, i gotta do my homework now
Pencils, paper, and my calculator
Gonna take some notes so i can remember this for later
I had a broken pencil, i used a broken pencil
Got a 90 on the test, my parents praised me like a minstrel
Hello, hello, my answer sheet es bueno
But my spanish ain't got nothing on my math game, el no
Math's sweet tastes like j e l o
Im great at math eh I can't spell though
Whatchu know bout takin integrals in your noggin
Whatchu know bout nature? Call it natural loggin
I'm solvin, I'm solvin, derivin' right through the interval
First we learn to slice then learned it cylindrical
Got Texas instruments with all these buttons
Pluggin it in that AP im 5 star stuntin'
I'm at the AP you can find me in that
I'm that I'm that student stuck up in that section
Test is a sample the problems are ample
Sign that honor pledge no tampering and now i'll rock this mother function
dT's the Time, so I clocked that mother function
Hit differentials and I stop, hate that mother function
They be like yo "l'hopita'ls pretty tight"
I'm like yo "what....is...that"
Limits of this division just taking both the derivatives
Plugging it back it, look at that pretty quick
I call that, as simple as it can get
I call that, a mathematical trick
This math's hella dope
But forgetting that plus C on the antiderivative is a hella don't
Gotta love the integral
Opposite of derivative
Pivotal and reciprocal
Calculus magic, isn't it?
Magic, isn't it?
Wajimaaaaaa, doing caaaaaalc
I'm gonna do some calc,
Slope is 0 when the point is critical
This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c
When you solve for integrals
First you put the function down
Then comma dx now
Put in your upper bound
Finish wit dat lower bound X2
I'm gonna do some calc,
Slope is 0 when the point is critical
This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c
When you solve for integrals