Five Nights at Freddy's Rap (Eminem)
A FNAF rap based off of Eminem: Lose yourself.
enjoy!
Lyrics:
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity,
to play Five Nights at Freddy's,
would you play it? Or just be a loser?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, wrists weak, arms are heavy,
Freddy's creeping up on him, Freddy's so deadly
He was looking pretty scared, but his friends just glared
it's a real shame that no one really cared. until one guy said "OH GOSH DIGGITY DARN IT watch out for that bear!"
He turns, he screams "oh dang, it's freddy"
freddy pulls out his knife and he's like "yeah, are you ready?"
this is probably the part where i should mention mom's spaghetti
he was gonna destroy him, but he ain't no kim jong un and he thought about fist fighting him, but he hadn't gone to the gym
he was looking a little slim, but that's okay
because he decided he wasn't going to be prey
but deep down
He knows he's pretty screwed, cause this bear is pretty darn rude
You better hide your kids hide your wife,
and maybe start running for your life,
cause this scary bear is crazy and he has a knife!
You better leave your bedroom light on, you ain't no Lebron (james)
Turns out he was me, the one and only
for a second there you probably thought he was just some balogni
I dodged out of the way, I ran for the door
on the way I said "Screw you Freddy you stupid whore!"
I ran down the stairs, I looked for a weapon, all I found was a freddy's mask
I put on the mask, but the journey here was no easy task
Freddy comes down, he looks me dead in the eyes.
he says "it's too late to apologize"
You better hide your kids hide your wife,
and maybe start running for your life,
cause this scary bear is crazy and he has a knife!
You better leave your bedroom light on, you ain't no Lebron (james)
then he stopped. but it was no hammer time.
he was like "dude wth i'm just looking at myself ummm lol?"
so he called over his friend, the easter bunny and donald duck,
donald duck couldn't speak words, all he went is "CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK"
the easter bunny was like "yo dawg this really ain't funny, just remove the mask honey"
next thing you know I had a plan
all I had to do was say /ban
so i reached for my /ban, i was about to go ham on this stupid bear, easter bunny, and donald duck
but what ended up happening is that i didn't achieve my ban powers yet
but have no threat, this is the part where i go back to mom's spaghet
mom's spaghet gave me magical powers, and i was able to rap pretty darn fast
i through down the mask, i stood up i was like hey dudes whatup or would you rather me say sup you know what who cares screw you you stupid bear,
you're gonna die you're gonna cry you're gonna shout "why why why!" you're just some dumb chuck e cheese no one likes you so get out of here and i don't
wanna hear no boohoo
is there ever an end to this story?
i just wanna watch some corey (in the house)
turns out there is, yes kids there is an end
what happened was that I WAS JUST PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S BECAUSE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THE BEST GAME EVER WOOO