"I Don't Mine With You" A Minecraft Rap (Big Sean)
A parody of the rap "Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You."
Enjoy!
Lyrics:
I don't mine with you
You stupid little dumb creeper, I ain't mining with you
you little, you little stupid dumb freaking creeper i ain't mining with you,
i got a million trillion cows I'd rather mine with,
than to be mining with you
Little stupid noob, Minecraft is the best, Minecraft is the best,
Minecraft, is the, best
Little stupid creeper I don't even wanna mine with you cause you ain't a part of my crew
I heard you blew up some other miner who was afk,
let me tell you something that's the quickest way to get slain
so please don't be a pain, go grow a brain
you a stupid noob froob your head is the shape of a rubix cube
I'm stickin to the plan, i'm gonna mine for some coal
and I don't got any time for any stupid trolls
so i'm bringin my diamond sword
i'm the almighty diamond lord
don't make me summon my almighty horde
no not that horde, this horde
i managed to get to the coal, i was mining it with my hand, my super almighty plan
so i can burn my super sand, and turn it into some glass, and get some super bass (nicki minaj)
but then a creeper came, oh boy so i had to tell him
I don't mine with you
You stupid little dumb creeper, I ain't mining with you
you little, you little stupid dumb freaking creeper i ain't mining with you,
i got a million trillion cows I'd rather mine with,
than to be mining with you
Little stupid noob, Minecraft is the best, Minecraft is the best,
Minecraft, is the, best
Little stupid creeper I don't even wanna mine with you cause you ain't a part of my crew
my diamond sword ran out of durability,
oh god the humility,
i ran straight out of the mine
so i could make this rhyme, and warn all the other miners about this creeper and his evil crime,
but while i was making this rhyme i decided to read the comments on my other raps and take their advice,
"I thought it was nice" thanks man, have some rice
"Really monotone is all I can say" how's this for you, is this okay?
"It's so bad but funny at the same time actually" well uhh, factually i'm the best rapper in the house,
don't make me bust out jerry the mouse on yuh bruh