In classic CoolDudeClem walk 'n talk v-log style! With plenty of jump-cuts while I gather my thoughts and pause while random people randomly decide to randomly be randomly about at random.
I haven't done one of these in AGES so I thought I would.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A TOTAL TWAT.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A SELFISH BASTARD.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A WASTE OF SPACE.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A TOSSER.
MY NEIGHBOR IS USELESS.
MY NEIGHBOR THINKS EVERY SUNNY DAY IS PARTY TIME.
MY NEIGHBOR IS STUPID.
MY NEIGHBOR ONLY CARES FOR HIMSELF.
MY NEIGHBOR HAS ZERO TASTE IN MUSIC.
MY NEIGHBOR MUST BE DEAF CONSIDERING HOW LOUD HE PLAYS IT
(or at least he will be if he keeps that up).
MY NEIGHBOR THINKS WE WANT TO HEAR HIS MUSIC.
MY NEIGHBOR HARASSES THE OTHER TENANTS.
MY NEIGHBOR LEAVES HIS JUNK IN OUR GARDEN.
MY NEIGHBOR IS OF NO BENEFIT TO SOCIETY WHATSOEVER.
MY NEIGHBOR SHOULD BE DRAGGED OUT ON TO THE STREET AND SHOT.
If someone killed him, it would not only make my life better, but other people's lives would also improove.