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A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A smurf TV tray
I bought on ebay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
'Most everyday
What I bought on ebay
Tell me why!
I need another pet rock
Tell me why!
I bought that alf alarm clock
Tell me why
I bid on Shatners old toupee
They had it on ebay
I'll buy
Your nik naks
Just check
My feedback
A+++
They all say
They love on ebay
Gonna' Buy!
A slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna' Buy!
Beanie Babies new with tag
From some guy,
I've never met in Norway
Found him on ebay
I am the type who
is liable to snipe you
with 2 seconds left to go
WHOA!
Got Paypal or Visa
Whatever will please ya
As long as I got the doooooooooooh!
I'll buy your tchotskese
Sell me your watch please
I'll Buy I'll Buy I'll Buy I'll Buy
I HIGHEST BIDDER!
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
from that world wide garage sale
Hey a Dukes of Hazzard ash tray
Oh yeah
I bought it on ebay
Wanna buy
A packman fever lunch box
Wanna buy
A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Found it on ebay
Wanna buy!
That Farrah Fawcett Poster
Pez Dispensers
And a toaster
The kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on ebay
What I bought on ebay