Death by Powerpoint [Official]
It’s 4:55 PM on a Friday. The sun is dying, and so is my soul. We aren't just watching a presentation, we’re witnessing the heat death of the universe, one bullet point at a time... If I hear the word "Synergy" again, I might actually transcend into a digital ghost.
"Any questions?" Yeah, just one: How do I get these 2 hours of my life back?
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Friday. 4:55 PM. Slide 1... Slide 2... Slide 99...
System... Overload.
The lights go down, the screen goes bright,
We are trapped in here for the rest of the night.
You turn your back, you clear your throat,
You’re reading a novel that you never wrote.
Pixelated charts, a wall of text,
I’m terrified of what is coming next.
Please... stop... talking.
You are speaking words But saying nothing
The font is too small, I can’t see at all!
JUST SEND THE EMAIL!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! You’re killing the flow!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! Let me go, let me go!
Talking loud, saying nothing, just a digital noise!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! DEATH BY POWERPOINT!
Bullet. Point. Bullet. Point. Comma. Dash. Space.
I am losing feeling in the middle of my face.
"Synergy." "Solution." "Paradigm shift."
My brain is floating in a digital drift.
I promised my family I’d be home by five...
But looking at these slides... I don’t feel alive.
Next slide. NO!
Next slide. STOP!
Conclusion. SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! You’re killing the vibe!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! Nowhere to hide!
You are saying NOTHING! Absolutely NOTHING!
DEATH BY POWERPOINT! DEATH BY POWERPOINT!
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