I Had To Grow Up and Buy A Minivan
It is time to grow up. So they tell me. Be more sensible and mature. You need to buckle down. Sell your convertible. Drive a more practical vehicle... Like a minivan. There are seats in the back. I guess for collecting children. They say grown ups collect children. The steering wheel is in a different place. I guess grown ups like that. But, I too have to be a grown up. So now I drive a minivan. How fast am I even going? I guess I will learn. Because I am a grown up and I drive a minivan.