Eggy247 - Manager Sales Assistant [Official Audio]
Lyrics:
Don't wanna be no Tate like Tristan
world's first manager sales assistant
try to give me orders man don't listen
I run this bitch now sit down and listen
x2
Don't wanna check my rota
change that shit so I can see your daughter
browsed on Facbook found that bitch then
called in sick as soon as a saw her
fuck rappin' to DnB I put the D in Dee like a dungeon master
with your fam I play like a cd she sees me then her voice goes high like Bee Gees
Don't think I Don't know your games, when you leave your wife, lined up with a plan B
when she cant suspect it you sneak off to visit and sleep with Mandy
Speaking of her I think you forgot to tell Andy
about that hustle where you pay all the rent by giving out handies
Gotta cover that cost of Mayfair blue slide in to her DMs and you Don't have to ask to display her nudes
free views for the dudes that buy her upsell
she thinks we wont tell
mans just breakin' the rules
cant help but breaking the law some times put the shop into debt like Calvin Lawson
fix it up before your cell mates do you a dirty one with your L plates on at 31
my bad your a supervisor
Don't give 2 shits gonna keep you up like a sleep depriver
I'm a fate decider
better change up quick cuz you're on my timer
believing that your an ex runner is hard for me can you blame me cuz nowadays you cant get through the day without at least 5 shots of Bacardi
Don't wanna be no Tate like Tristan
world's first manager sales assistant
try to give me orders man don't listen
I run this bitch now sit down and listen
x2
Don't think I was gonna be nice cuz you live with me nah you better think twice
despite all of my advice you still fell for the blonde wanted her cake but never even got a slice
that's rough but it never would have been
worst friend zone that I've ever seen cuz she wants a brownie mixed with the green but he wants a doorway mixed with the cream yo
mans gonna shoot my ray like Addison
then come into work still high like Maddison
said that Oli's too young but you just said that to sleep with your ex
Who's next on the list to show off your chest
That's the best career for you cuz you've had the practice
since you're specialised in leaving bare guys perplexed
mascot and sponsor of latex
420 mid frenzy then knocking on the door comes Adam Zielinski
mans gotta speak
this guy hit his peak
gotta bench to impress mans life is a mess
and I cant digress
but he cant be stressed when he's high like helium cuz this mans rooms got a carpet made out of mycelium
he cant leave his house without eating them
This track better make my point
that you cant tell me how make my coins
cuz I make my rules yeah I run this joint
Don't question the way that I do my job
cuz without me you'd have to close this shop
the customer service would be a flop
fuck that clueless manager you know I belong at the top I'm the boss
Don't wanna be no Tate like Tristan
world's first manager sales assistant
try to give me orders man don't listen
I run this bitch now sit down and listen