First Bongtact | Star Jaunt Episode 5 (Star Trek Stoner Parody)
🚀🌲🌿 The U.S.S. Cannabis arrives at the Forest Moon Seattle in Episode 5 of Star Jaunt — FIRST BONGTACT.
After the crew completely depletes the ship’s supply of Terran herb, Captain Choad Strongman finds himself trapped in orbital gridlock above a rain-soaked grunge moon populated by flannel-clad locals, towering evergreen forests, luxury dispensaries, and deeply exhausted space musicians.
A routine resupply mission quickly spirals into psychedelic chaos as Captain Choad, Lt. Xi, and Dr. Health descend into one of the strangest civilizations the crew has ever encountered.
Somewhere between deep-space diplomacy, grunge culture, botanical emergencies, and catastrophic overconfidence… the vibe begins to collapse.
✨ Featuring:
• Captain Choad Strongman
• Lt. Xi
• Dr. Health
• Space grunge aesthetics
• Retro sci-fi parody
• Psychedelic space comedy
• Deepfake absurdity
• Cosmic coffee stops
• Seattle-core worldbuilding
🌈 Star Jaunt is a retro-futurist sci-fi comedy series from Neon Nostalgia — exploring fake broadcasts, alternate timelines, and bizarre corners of space that never should have existed.
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