Yogurt (Ukulele Original)
Song #3 for GCT's Bring the Song Challenge. If you watch television then you'll know that women like yogurt. A lot. It's yorgasmic.
Yogurt
All you need to know about women
you can learn from T.V. commercial views
we cook food, we like new cleaning products and
we are stupid for shoes
Our lashes are too short, body hair's too long
we choose white pants when we're getting dressed
You'd think our favourite food would be chocolate but
we like yogurt the best
Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own
Lactobacillus, sounds disgusting
but mixed with milk it's nirvana in a cup
add bifidobacterium and B.L. Regularis
which I think they probably made up
then you've got
Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own
We hide yogurt at work because you'll steal our stash
We throw some in our purse no matter where we're heading
we need it at the hair stylist, we need it at the gym
we even need it at our sister's wedding
Strawberry, apricot, peach and banana
Blueberry, Lime, mango and field berry
coffee, vanilla, we know the cheesecake flavour's fake
but we're addicted to fermented dairy
Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own
It's better than sex on the phone
It's better than being stoned
If I'm eating yogurt just leave me alone