Remember When
The trailers that play beforehand are all the humiliations you will soon suffer: Getting your pants pulled down by a raccoon in public; being way too angry at a soda machine when it shoots ice into your pants, causing them to fall down in public; suing American Liquid Treats Nozzlebox LTD for $3M in emotional damages and losing the case when your pants fall down while taking the witness stand; watching that first raccoon marry your girlfriend at a beautiful private ceremony in Lake Como. Man, a lot of trailers all feel the same these days, huh? And they spoil too much.