Turtle Jokes - Share a Laugh with my 10 Favorite Jokes, Riddles, Puns about sea turtles, tortoises
Hi. Share a Laugh with my 10 favorite classic and original turtle jokes, riddles and puns. I hope you enjoy these jokes about sea turtles,
land turtles and tortoises. Here they are:
1. What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
2. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slowpoke.
3. What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
4. How did the musician turtle get off his back?
He rocked, and he rolled.
5. Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
A shell-ter.
6. What did the cow say to the turtle?
Get a mooove on.
7. What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies, of course
8. How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones
9. Why is turtle wax so expensive?
Because turtle ears are so small.
10. What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
Shell-larious ones.
I think a good turtle joke is fun. I hope you do too. I love laughing and laughter. This video has both traditional jokes and original humor. Let's share a laugh together. If you have a clean joke that you'd like me to consider turning into one of my joke videos, please add them to this video's comments. Thanks!