Car Jokes - Share a Laugh with my 10 Favorite automobile jokes - classic joke, puns and riddles
Car Jokes - 10 Favorite car riddles and puns - Share a Laugh
Hi. Share a Laugh with my 10 favorite car jokes, riddles and puns.
1. Why did the robot sleep under a car?
He wanted to wake up oily.
2. When dinosaurs crash their cars, what do you get?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
3. Which part of the car is the sleepiest?
Wheels, because they are always tired.
4. A boss arrived at work in a brand-new luxury car.
His employee said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"
The boss replied, "If you work hard, put in long hours,
and strive for excellence...
I'll get another new car next year."
5. In what situations is a car no longer a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
6. What happened to the frog who parked in the no parking zone?
His car got toad.
7. Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?
Taxi drivers.
8. What did the tornado say to the car?
Do you want to go for a spin?
9. Who does a foot call when his car breaks down?
A toe truck, of course.
10. What did the kangaroo do when her car broke down?
She jump started it.
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