Happy Valentines Day Cupid Jokes - Share a laugh, valentines jokes clean, virtual card, video card
Hi. I love Cupid jokes. According to mythology, Cupid is the god of love
and affection. So you can share this video with someone you like for
Valentine's Day or anytime you want them to know that you are thinking
about them. This can be used as a happy valentines day virtual card or a valentine video card.
Here are my 10 favorite jokes about Cupid.
1. Why did Cupid get arrested on Valentine's Day?
For stealing someone’s heart.
2. What indoor sport does Cupid like to play?
Darts.
3. Why is Cupid bad at basketball?
When he shoots, someone else scores.
4. What Valentines Day candy does Cupid like the most?
Hershey’s chocolate kisses.
5. What did Cupid say while he was climbing a volcano on Valentine's Day?
I lava you.
6. If Cupid were a caveman, what would he give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Lots of Ughs and kisses.
7. What did Cupid say when he played the drum on Valentines Day?
My heart beats for you.
8. When Cupid uses twitter, who does he send a valentines greeting to?
His tweetheart.
9. What does Cupid like to eat with his pizza?
Wings.
10. What did Cupid say to his girlfriend when he painted a picture of her?
I love you with all of my art.
I hope you liked this joke video.
And remember--Share a Laugh!