come to Hebden Bridge
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Come to Hebden Bridge
Want to go Glastonbury, but can't afford the train fare?
Maybe your day release only permits you 8 hours of freedom, and there isn't time to get there and back before the police come looking for you.
Come to Hebden Bridge, and join the locals in a right good moan about Bernard Ingham.
If you're keen on UFO spotting whilst "having a little smoke", and haven't realised there may be a connection, then why not come to Hebden Bridge, and join the rest of the drug-addled hippies , and learn some simple phrases like: Don't give into the man, man, and other meaningless classics.
Hebden Bridge; the lesbian capital of the UK -- look it up -- it's true!
The shops are expensive, pointless, and rather ridiculous. Because, in the 1970's, Hebden Bridge saw an Influx of musicians, alternative medicine types and arty people that colour everything in purple, new age activists that cover everything in petula oil to mask the rancid smell, and then the yuppies arrived with their round glasses and hilarious teeth to take advantage of the tourist potential. Look about the place -- it's full people with their heads up their arses.
Do you like to travel by canal boat, because if you do -- look what's running right through the town. Still, must be better than the public transport offered everywhere else.
Come to Hebden Bridge, and watch the place get washed away by mother nature, maybe she's trying to tell you something...
Hebden Bridge is the birthplace of absolutely nobody important, to the extent that the most famous person ever to be born there is only known for the fact they got murdered and dumped in the canal.
Come to Hebdon Bridge, because it's pretty, because it's full of ducks and geese, because you are a self-righteous knobhead.