PIRANHA PLANT [Original Song]
so a literal potted plant beat waluigi into smash and i'm not okay.
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I was gonna keep my mouth shut until launch
But then you went and tied my hands
Man, I’m not into S&M
I’m just a Waluigi fan
I held out hope, waited to see
I thought that we still had a chance
But now our dreams are dashed
Devoured by a carnivorous plant
Who’s next?
The youngster who likes comfy shorts from Pokemon Red
Ness’ mom, Apple Kid, and Everdred
Every obscure NPC
Seems to have priority
P-I-R-A-N-H-A
Who do you think wants to play as a
P-I-R-A-N-H-A
Who do you think wants to pay for
Pro-piranha propaganda
Lathered in pedantic stanzas
Do you pick fighters at random?
Or are you trolling the fandom?
I’m not mad, just disappointed
You ignore the Lord’s anointed
For a glorified weed
You can keep your DLC
Who’s next?
Tingle, Tom Nook, Birdo, Cheese the Chao?
Hell they might as well add Sans now
Every obscure NPC
Seems to have priority
P-I-R-A-N-H-A
Who do you think wants to play as a
P-I-R-A-N-H-A
Who do you think wants to main a potted plant?