i suck at fortnite
i'm so bad at fortnite that i wrote a song about it.
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I suck at Fortnite
I suck at Fortnite
I die before I hit the ground
I die before I loot the town
I die, die, die and die some more
Fall off the cliff at Snobby Shores
I drown to death beneath Loot Lake
I take a shotgun to the face
Contract black lung at Shifty Shafts
Stabbed by my own damage trap
Sniped with an SMG
While dancing on a big pink tree
This landing just ain’t lucky for me
I chuck my controller at the TV cause
I suck at Fortnite
I suck at Fortnite
Can’t hit for shit, my aim’s to blame
Don’t know what I hate more, myself or the game
I die when I venture out for supplies
I die when the storm eye shrinks in size
I die when I’m calm, I die when I’m annoyed
I die cause I forget gliders don’t redeploy
Worked the graveyard shift at Retail Row
Had a heart attack at Greasy Grove
Got a swirly at Flush Factory
Fatal Fields is named aptly
I’m not having fun but I just can’t quit it
I guess it feels kind of good to admit it
I suck at Fortnite
I suck at Fortnite
I drop Titled but can’t handle the carnage
I drop Junk Junction because I’m a piece of garbage
I find a gold SCAR but get stopped in my tracks
Dunked on by a no-skin with a pickaxe
It's Battle Royale, what did I expect?
Of course I’m gonna get repeatedly wrecked
But each time I die, my expectations lower
Each time I die, I die a little slower
I stop running and hiding and start using my gun
Stop trying so hard and start actually having fun
Call it Game of the Year, call it a dumb passing fad
But the only way to get good is by being bad