Not My Pokémon
we gotta talk about these new pokémon
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New Pokémon suck
I haven't seen ‘em all yet
But I can feel it in my gut
New is different and different is bad
I'm not bitter or sad
I'm dropping logic and facts
Remember how creative the old characters were?
Jynx is a racist caricature
Muk’s just a pile of waste
Voltorb’s a Poké Ball with a face
No new Pokémon will ever be as nifty
As the original 150
Something is wrong
These are not my Pokémon
Shut your Meowth
If you don't like Poké Puns
Cut the crap like it’s HM01
I saw the new starters
Now I'm so done
The series peaked back when I was young
It seems like each generation the standards get more lax
I’m bored as a Snorlax
No new Pokemon will ever be as nifty
As the original 150
Something is wrong
These are not my Pokémon
Still gotta catch ‘em all
Remember when each character was one-of-a-kind?
These three have completely unique designs
These two are literally just birds
This one never fully rendered
If my takes are too hot for you, go suck a rawst berry
Compared to the new crew, even Weedle looks legendary
Something is wrong
These are not my Pokémon
They just don’t make ‘em like they used to
Lucario’s no Mewtwo
Stop biting off more than you can Pika-chew
Why can’t you simultaneously play it safe and innovate
Evolve with my specific tastes and keep everything the same
Who's that Pokémon?
I don’t know half the names
I wish I had a Master Ball cause I can’t catch a break
Each new Pokémon I see
Is a crime against humanity
Even though I just turned 23
I still believe this children's game should be individually tailored to me