A short anecdote by the author of The Wiltshire Moonrakers, Edward Slow (1841-1925), who wrote down many rhymes and stories that he heard from the labouring folk about him in Wilton, Wiltshire.
Please visit my website about him for more information and more of his works, at www.edwardslow.wordpress.com .
I have done my best with the Wiltshire accent, using my own modern Wiltshire accent, and also - as you see - a tasty prop for the imagery. You will be pleased to know it was cold by the time I got my eating gear around it!