You Farmers! - I'm Alan Partridge (S1E03)
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Lyrics:
You're joining me, Alan Partridge,
And Peter Baxendale Thomas of the Norfolk Farmers Union...
[VERSE]
If you see a lovely field (a lovely field),
With a family having a picnic (a picnic),
And there's a nice pond in it (nice pond),
You fill in the pond with concrete (with concrete),
You plough the family into the field (into the field),
You blow up the tree (blow up the tree),
And use the leaves,
To make a dress for your wife,
Who's also your brother!
[CHORUS]
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You don't like outsiders, do you?
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You like to stick to your own...
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You don't like outsiders, do you?
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You like to stick to your own...
I've seen the big-eared boys on farms!
Oh, I've seen the big-eared boys on farms!
[VERSE]
You have big sheds (big sheds),
But nobody's allowed in (allowed in),
And inside these big sheds (big sheds)
Are twenty-foot high chickens (high chickens),
Because of all the chemicals you put in them (the chemicals).
And these chickens are scared (these chickens are scared)!
They don't know why they're so big!
They go "oh why am I so massive?"
[CHORUS]
[BRIDGE]
You are a big posh sod (a big posh sod)!
With plums in your mouth (plums in your mouth)!
You are a big posh sod (a big posh sod)!
With plums in your mouth (plums in your mouth)!
[CHORUS]
[OUTRO]
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
Your donkeys are probably born without hind legs!
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
Because of all the chemicals you put in their chips!
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You make pigs smoke!
You farmers (YOU FARMERS!)
You feed beefburgers to swans!
With special thanks to Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan and Armando Iannucci.
Originally created in Udio; edited in Audacity.
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